Published on September 20th, 2018 | by Ti T Boy0
Review of Crazy House strip club in Bangkok, Thailand
Summary: A fully nude bar in Bangkok filled with hot Asian babes? What more could a guy want? Well, that's available too at a really reasonable price.
Just writing a review of the Crazy House strip club in Bangkok gets me excited. The place is filled from wall to wall with hot naked Asian women. They aren’t just there to look at either. They get quite cozy with guys inside and outside of the bar.
Some may argue with my categorization of go go bars like Bacarra as titty bars, but I don’t really see how anyone could call Crazy House anything other than a strip club. After all, the chicks on stage and around it are all butt naked! If that’s not a strip club, I don’t know what is!
Crazy House is located just outside of Soi Cowboy. It’s around the corner from all the other bars. I don’t know why. Pretty much all the go go bars in Bangkok are either in Nana Plaza or on Soi Cowboy. Crazy House is the exception.
Crazy House is also the exception when it comes to clothes. There are bars where some or even most of the girls get topless or naked like Erotica but as Crazy House it’s all nude all the time, and there ain’t nothing wrong with that!
There’s no cover charge at Crazy House or any other Bangkok go go bar. You do have to walk past two menacing bouncers but they’ve never ever said anything to me, so I don’t worry about them. Inside there’s a big stage with seats all around it. There are also other seats scattered around the floor, but some of them don’t give you any view of the stage.
Upstairs there’s another stage, but it’s not so popular. I haven’t been up there in a while. I went once when the ground floor was crowded beyond believe but quickly made it back down to the main action. It gets full after about 9:00 most nights, but you can always find a seat.
There are probably fifty or more women in Crazy House any given day. They’re all in their twenties with good bodies. A few have too many tattoos for my taste, but there aren’t any beasts or porkers wandering around and that is a good thing.
On the figure eight shaped stage there are always plenty of babes dancing. Other women walk around the bar. They are quick to make contact and if they sit down there’s usually a lot of contact made. There’s no cost or tipping for lap dances and hand roaming, but normally the chicks will only hang around if you buy them lady drinks at 160 Baht which is a mere $5.
Drinks for customers are a little expensive for Bangkok, but even still 170 Baht or $5.21 for a bottle of beer isn’t really outrageous. Especially considering what’s on view at the Crazy House! To top it all off the dancers all have sex with customers outside of the bar.
Most of the dancers like to do “short time” with customers for an hour or two so they can get back on stage and make more money. The cheap short time hotels on Soi Cowboy make that possible. The bar charges 700 Baht or $22 American dollars to any guy who takes a dancer out of the bar. The dancers want 1500 or 2000 Baht more themselves.
Crazy House can get crowded, and it can even get Crazy, but it’s never so wild that you can’t stand the place. It’s not nearly as bad as Bacarra in that regard. In my mind it’s a better bar, with almost as many dancers who are at least as hot and even more ready to go.
Crazy House is located on Sukhumvit Soi 23, Bangkok, Thailand (MAP HERE). The club is open every day from 7:00 PM to 1:00 AM. The website is https://www.facebook.com/pages/Crazy-House-Bangkok/544627132240799.